Last weekend, my youngest daughter and I participated in a local highway cleanup which was one of the fundraisers for her upcoming field trip to Southern Alberta.
It was kinda fun although I had a pretty sore back the next couple days. The interesting part of this whole experience was the type of litter we found. Much of it was what you would expect: cigarettes, empty bottles and cans, and of course TONS of coffee cups (Tim Horton's should put an environmental levy on these things!).
Now here are some rather unexpected items we also picked up that day:
A positive pregnancy test, a giant black dildo, women's nylons, men's underwear, socks, a Christmas Card addressed to Amy which was picked up by my Amy (!), and an entire laptop computer!
I'm having a hard time imagining what exactly went on right before those things went out of people's car windows ... maybe I don't even wanna know!
Is everyone changing underwear these days while driving? Is it your anger issues or that you have too much money to get your computer fixed rather than tossing it?
And please ... please ... could you dispose your unsatisfying sex toys elsewhere before 10 year old girls find it in the ditch??? Thanks for understanding!
